And I know, Rosie pretty much did this same blog a few weeks ago. WHICH IS WHY I'M GOING TO DO A BRITNEY COUNTDOWN. If I can remember what songs I like best in rank order.
Uhm yeah, I don't really have much in the way of preference.
But I briefly remember something I wrote about how Britney's songs predict the future when we were coming back from that BBC trip last year. I can't remember most of the reasoning, but here are a few I can recall ...
(You Drive Me) Crazy - Is an explanation needed?
Stronger - Somewhat of an ironic statement at the time, seeing as she wasn't stronger than yesterday. SHE'S TOTALLY SANE NOW THOUGH!!!!111(LEAVEBRITNEYALONE).
Gimme More - ... cookies. Let's face it, she piled on the pounds.
Lucky - Yes Britney is so lucky and a star, but she cries cries cries in her lonely heart(?)
Born To Make You Happy - Because she obviously sung this to K-Fed during their steamy sessions yah?
Oops! I Did It Again - This could mean a number of things, such as when she releases some awful song or when she does something new to her hair, or when she once again displays her awesome motherhood skills or bangs some ugly bloke
Overprotected - "I don't need nobody telling me just what I wanna what I want what what I'm gonna do about my destiny." Srsly Britz? Because at some points you really could've done with a life coach (although not like an evil one played by Famke Janssen in Nip/Tuck)
Toxic - Britney's media addiction! And wasn't she on coke at some point or did I just imagine that?
Me Against The Music - See: Blackout album
I feel like I should be ashamed for being able to quote whole Britney lyrics and stuff. It'd be a lot worse if I was trying to keep up some sort of odd macho persona. Fortunately this is not the case and I think even gayzzz with taste such as myself deserve themselves a crap female solo artist to adore
Ollie Launn's choice - Ms Spears. 'Cos let's face it, she's practically showroom furniture (feel free to gag at my use of pun) in the music industry.
LOOOOOOOVE.
[Don't be surprised if this blog surprisingly disappears and I deny any knowledge of its existence.]
2 comments:
I can't read half of this :\
yeah it's odd how it's all followed on to next lines and stuff ... annoyingly so
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